Author: Blight Bane John

“Why tho?” they say…

Got this in the inbox.   At first I thought this was some sad white knight, but my sources suggested the wording reminds them of a few possible GNI members. The IP is in Vegas and a GNI cell does operate there so who knows. Let’s get a few things straight: Annaliese Nielsen is in her 30s. By her age she should know how she acts when drunk. If you are the kind of person to act like a cunt when you drink, then don’t fucking drink. At very least, don’t inflict yourself upon others. Drink alone at home where you...

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Car Friend Auto Repair is owned by child pornographer Annaliese Nielsen

Annaliese probably has been wondering when we were going to get to this. Well, she can at least stop stressing about that. Because here it is.   As you know, Annaliese is a fan of ruining people’s lives.   There was the time she tried to frame a man for rape and arson. She committed perjury in the process!   There was the very famous incident… …where she threatened to put a Lyft driver on Gawker over his hula doll and left an unholy mess in his backseat.   She tried to ruin a small business… …over something an employee...

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We’re getting to them! Some desperate hate mail.

We’ve been getting so much dirt from Annaliese haters that I didn’t even notice what we weren’t getting: hate mail. I was starting to think they didn’t care 🙁 Welllll… we received this gem tonight from IP address 108.91.105.68 (interestingly, that’s in Van Nuys, where her auto body shop is located). They’ve officially been triggered. I’d love to know what, exactly, an “authority action” is? Is that like the cyber police? Have you backtraced me? I like the way they don’t even believe what they’re saying because they backpedal and start trying to get all new age and motivational in the second half. A bit...

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Annaliese Nielsen’s antics on Amazon.com give us a glimpse into her shattered pysche

We’re working on processing some very juicy leaks. It’s going to be big. We have stuff nobody thought would ever get out. Get wet, get hard, get pumped with excitement, because we’re going to air out some dirty, smelly laundry. But… not today. In the meantime, we’d like to show you this. You may have seen it floating around on Twitter, or you may have found it on Amazon yourself. Annaliese Nielsen has a number of public profiles online and, while much of it is pretty mundane, her Amazon profile turned up some solid gold cringe.   The first example is...

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Annaliese Nielsen, a.k.a. Lara Nielsen, is NOT Hawaiian and she’s mostly white.

In a plot twist that should surprise nobody on earth, it has been revealed that Annaliese Nielsen is not Hawaiian at all, but 75% white and 25% Chinese, and therefore 100% privilege. A reliable source told us that Annaliese Nielsen’s mother is completely white and her father is half Danish, half Chinese. We also have some some interesting dirt on her old man, Kim Nielsen. Turns out he’s a porn peddler himself, running the well-known company ATKingdom, specializing in MILF and bush porn. Here is an interview he gives for XBIZ, where he talks about his parents. I was born in Copenhagen,...

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